Fat Girls Cock Block

 

Who hasn’t been here?

You’re all out on the town, sinking some cold suds, partying, chillin’… next thing ya know, some chicks show up to the party or you happen to find a party later in the night… Nothin’ like being young and ready for the hunt… Then some sexy ass bitch with a fat annoying friend starts to hang out with you guys and sharin’ some booze ‘n what not. The girl seems like she’s all about you…

So you guys are drinking together and the hottie is gettin’ pretty friendly with ya.. she’s having a blast, and you know you’re the one that’s going to get to fuck her. She took a shine to you, and there’s nothing that can stop that awesome feeling… where’s it going next? Maybe she’s cool enough to hang with you again? blow job? sex? She gets closer to you….

Then it happens…….

“Come on, We’re GOING HOME!!” the fat ugly friend explodes…

There’s no patching up the flat tire at this point on the trip… once a fat girl goes into cock block mode, there’s little that can be done to save the night. She wants to go home, and she wants to take that sexy little girl away from you. Seething in jealousy, there’s little recourse left cuz fatso is tired and knows if she doesn’t do anything to interfere, you and her friend will be fuckin’ in peace and bliss while she waits in misery.

ah, fuck… what went wrong?

Here’s what happened dude… you let the fat ugly bitch get bored. You always, always, always need to have someone to come out with the rest of you that is gonna take one for the team. This guy is the designated fat chick smooth-talker, his function is to reverse the inevitable jealous rage that will surely erupt if the fat bitch is not being patronized and catered to. He don’t have to do anything but talk to her and keep her amused. .. make her feel wanted.

Somebody’s gotta do it, or that sexy little vixen is gone.

Rules for sexy party girls:

1. Never stay at your fat ugly friends’ house if that’s where you start drinking, find a new place to go early in the night.
2. Always have an alternative way home in case your fat ugly friend tries to stop you from having fun
3. Always stay in a group of other sexy girls.. the competition might be more intense, but at least the fat ugly friend will keep quiet if there’s more than one of you. .